Jehovah’s Witness Expose
Act 1
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Door!
Curtain
Arch-Angels
The Case Of The Missing Identity
The Myth of the Three-Headed Monster
it?
St. Matthew 28
Eye Witnesses
Bibliography and References
Those Who Have Already Left
Final Words
“Door!”
How many times have you heard the doorbell ring, only to peep through the spy hole and see those dreaded, “Jehovah’s Witnesses” ready to pounce.
In years gone by they might have been mistaken for a door-to-door Insurance Salesmen, or someone collecting for their Church, or maybe new neighbours come to introduce themselves, with some tasty treat.
In today’s modern world of computers, television and test-tube cloning, we are seeing less and less of that sort of thing. However, the ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ are still ‘pounding the beat,’ and still dealing with the same sort of resistance that should have discouraged them from keeping up this process. Driven by a desire to please ‘Jehovah,’ these ‘witnesses,’ are relentless in their mission to win new converts.
Bible Study groups, are how it all started, and their particular style of evangelisation, starts with a polite greeting, but most times ends with a full scale invasion of one’s home, that is of course, if you actually open that door.
Most of the times in the past when they have come knocking at my door I employed scare techniques to drive them away. As time went by their persistence and my curiosity as to what they really were trying to sell, overcame me. Instead of the ‘cold prickly response’ I embarked on a programme of ‘warm fuzzy vibes’ and let them speak their minds.
Unfortunately, once I did that they then became impossible to interrupt, they spoke up a storm, until they were literally forcing their way through the doorway to give me a Bible Study. I reclaimed the doorway; and insisted that now that I had given them an ear, that they aught to therefore allow me to give them an earful of what I believed. They were not as accommodating, and interrupted me whenever I said something that they clearly pointed out to me was not in their Bible. (“The New World Translation.”)
Frustrated and bewildered, they began to back off, finally retreating to the front gate. I subsequently have only seen them once as they circum-navigated my house the same way a boat navigates a jagged coastline to avoid being ‘shipwrecked.’
I must say I was a little saddened, for the sport of it had almost become enjoyable.
I was obviously no longer a weak enough target for their evangelical programme.
Who knows maybe someone will lose the form that they filled in, and maybe I will hear that familiar knock upon my door. For in truth I kind of miss them.
Now in retrospect I am firmly convinced that I could have clearly handled things a lot better, and at this point I know you are saying, “No way dude, slam the door in their faces, they are a pain!”
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